Mommy, are you a Hooker?

Forget about the Wonderlic. This is a much better way of evaluating talent. “Is your mother a prostitute?”

Clearly, Dolphins’ GM Jeff Ireland got right down to business in conducting his pre-draft interview with Dez Bryant. Mr. Bryant has been widely scrutinized for his character issues, which explains him dropping to the Cowboys with the 24th pick. As far as his mother Angela is concerned, she was only 15 when Dez was born, and has served time in jail for dealing drugs. Alright, that doesn’t sound so great, but it’s pretty funny that an NFL executive would actually delve even deeper to see if Mama Bryant is selling more than just cocaine.

Perhaps the intrusive question would be more appropriate for former NFL wideout Fair Hooker. (Yes, he really exists.) All kidding aside, at least Ireland had the decency to apologize to Bryant, saying that he used “poor judgment.” Actually, couldn’t a prostitute use that same excuse?

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