It’s a shame that the obsession with Tiger Woods’ personal life seems to be dwindling. The guy should be hearing it from anyone and everyone, and it’s a joke that people are cheering for him out on the course.

Anyway, the scoop on his number of sexual partners is pretty funny. According to The National Enquirer, everyone’s source for news, Tiger admitted to sleeping with 120 women during his five-year marriage with Elin Nordegren. He also failed to mention neighbor Raychel Coudriet as one of them. That was apparently the last straw for Elin.

It’s kind of like that six degrees of separation thing, except each of us is probably less than six steps from a person who slept with Tiger. Who cares if the report isn’t entirely accurate? If anything, the figure is probably too low. Porn star Joslyn James, one of Woods’ conquests, thinks the number is at least 500. Really, it would be foolish to go against the opinion of a true expert in the field.

Wouldn’t it be just dandy if the real deal-breaker for Elin wasn’t any of those 100+ bimbos, but the neighbor’s daughter? Considering how stupid Elin is for not having left Tiger months (well years) ago, that wouldn’t be surprising at all if she did say that. On the other hand, with a mother and father both involved in politics, you would think she’d be a bit more shrewd. She’s already played the money-hungry part pretty well.

Give Tiger a break, though. How is the guy supposed to remember every single woman he has had the pleasure of getting to know better? We can only imagine how many more he has on his “To Do List”…