Ladies and gentlemen, we are about to call roll
To bring to your attention sports’ most colorful souls.
Getting schooled may appeal to those willing to learn,
But to those playing with fire, it means getting burned.
To make this site go, no studying is needed,
For all the work is done by those who haven’t succeeded.
Shocking moves, actions, sayings, we let nothing slide.
It’s a class for those without it, a place to swallow that pride.
Like the jocks we present to you, we show no discretion.
Everyone take your seats, because school is now in session.
You Got Schooled is the creation of Jeff Kreismer, a 2008 graduate of Seton Hall University who majored in Sport Management. Jeff is the author of numerous Red-Letter Press publications, including The Basketball Almanac and The Bathroom Football Book, and various sports editions of Stocking Stumpers.