“I had no idea what the word ‘contraction’ meant before I saw it on the Internet … That word never even came out of my mouth. I was just saying how the league was back in the 80s and how it could be good again. I never said, “Let’s take some of the teams out.”

Boys and girls, gather round. ‘Tis the season to be merry and jolly. ‘Tis a time to embrace the gifts of peace, love and hope and spread joy among those we love. Unfortunately, though, not everyone embraces the spirit. May we present to you the tale of one unwise man who has caused an entire city grief and despair. It all started July 8, less than six months ago…

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure and/or amusement, we are proud to present you with some holiday hits courtesy of the sports world. The Chicago Bulls “Twelve Days of Christmas” inspired us to look further and uncover the musical stylings of the Dallas Cowboys from the ’80s. Check it out. 

With their 89th victory in a row, UConn has passed UCLA for the longest winning streak in Division I basketball history. Yes, the women have finally topped the men. There’s a new queen in town. One of the most impressive records ever in college sports has been broken. Hold on there, Sparky. Think what you want, but these two streaks should never, ever be compared.

Looking dapper and professional, Shaquille O’Neal joined up with the Boston Pops Orchestra in the unlikeliest of duos. In his conductorial debut (it’s safe to assume), Shaq waved his arms and hands mindlessly during the “Holiday at Pops” performance at Symphony Hall.